PITTSBURGH — I am not sure I can overstate what a wonderful combination of architecture, location, size and that is PNC Park, home of the Pittsburgh Pirates. In fact, I only detected one flaw^* with the whole ballpark.

No cupholders.

^*A unscientific sample of Pirates fans agreed with The Onion that there was another flaw – the home team: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built