One-Eyed Willie’s scurvy be lettin’ up, so he has volunteered t’ answer this week’s questions.
1. Reportedly, Penn State is playing some school in a mitten-shaped state this weekend. Are any of you actually optimistic for the Michigan game?
I not optimistic at all about Saturday’s game. Over t’ last ten years, Penn State has found seemin’ly every way t’ lose t’ Michigan. If it were at home, I might be, but Cap’n Paterno coaches too conservatively on t’ road.
2. Okay, we all know that Penn State has lost eight straight games against Michigan since 1997. Plenty of PSU fans blame the coaches’ offensive game planning, calling it predictable and bland. Fair criticism? If the definition of “insane” is repeating the same act over and over again and expecting a different result, does this make our coaching staff absolutely crazy?
I kind o’ get t’ feelin’ these might be loaded questions matey. me answer t’ both questions: Aye.
3. List three things Penn State absolutely must do in order to finally beat Michigan.
Would you rather be facing a one-legged Henne or a two-legged Mallett this weekend?
What we know o’ Henne, I think I’d rather see him with a pegleg than an unknown. H’ever, a peglegged Henne could ‘come in a two-legged Mallett. Either way, t’ defense better blitz often. Henne be merely a good quarteraft benefitin’ from a strong runnin’ game.
Your score prediction?
Penn State 20
Michigan 22
Do you see any upsets on the Big Ten horizon this week?
Iowa may try t’ shiver Wisky’s timbers, but I see no plunderin’ ahead.
