ALEXANDRIA, Va. — The first storm of 2016 is a monster with a name no one agrees on. The Weather Channel is trying to use the worst song of Weezer’s first album, while Washington Capitals fans are going with #TJSnowshie and others are going with Snowzilla which gives me a Blue Oyster Cult earworm – so much better than “My Name is Jonas.”

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOO
There goes Met-tro
Go go
Snow-ZILLA!

Anyway, we’ve got 4 7/16 inches so far. It started coming down at about 1 p.m. here in the West End.

More to come. Much more.