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Didn’t we all get loaded on our 21st birthday and ransack the Lasch Building?

No?! Really? Don’t tell that to Daniel Costenbader (junior-electrical engineering).

Lasch thief caughtThe Collegian

After Penn State Police took Daniel Costenbader (junior-electrical engineering) into custody, he admitted to making the false fight report — and to causing the damage to the building — all while wearing a stolen football helmet.

Before he called police at 3:15 a.m., an intoxicated Costenbader chased tackling dummies in the practice field, damaged property in the Lasch Building wearing a Penn State football helmet and picked up the Alamo Bowl trophy and various equipment, according to court documents.

Couldn’t he have at least stolen the Land Grant Trophy?

Oh.

Stinkin’ playcalling/Morelli!

As for Costenbader, just leave my university. Now.

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