Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms – The Onion

“That antique-gold color is just appalling, and frankly, the unbalanced black and white bands above the names look frumpy. Furthermore, the black star details running along the sides are very unflattering.”

“No wonder the team is 7-26 this season,” added Gunn, claiming he felt obligated to assist the “fashion-challenged” team.

How true.

The standard home and away unis for the Wiz are not bad, but not good either. The Wizards need to follow the Capitals lead and go back to the traditional red, white and blue. A number of people would say they need to be the Bullets again too, but don’t count on it. I am almost used to calling them Wizards anyway. New colors might have to wait until Ted Leonsis buys the team which is dependent on another event occurring.

A healthy Gilbert Arenas and a lottery pick would not hurt either.

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