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I like to think the Nats signed Eddie Guardado just so they could cut him

Eddie Guardado caught by surprise by release – Nationals Journal, The Post
The joke’s on you Eddie Guardado. The team your threw a hissy fit about being traded to a few years ago (it was a practical joke) got rid of you during the first cuts. I like to think that Mike Rizzo brought Guardado aboard just so he could humiliate him, because that is more palatable than the likely reason.

So much rain in Florida = no broadcasts about pancakes and fire sprinklers.