A new feature debuts today — tweets of the week. I gather the best tweets I saw all week and post them. There is a definite Cleveland vibe going on here and way too many @kevin_reiss entries. You have to raise your game tweeple!

This is much less taxing than coming up with original content.

Most unlikely

@krmcguire “Tried to fall asleep, but Brian Schneider got me to amped up I guess. #phillies”

Honorable Mentions

@edsbs Nothing says “I mean business” like COMIC SANS: http://is.gd/dkTGx

@NatsEnquirer Cheer Up, Cleveland fans. At least you still have Manny Acta. #Nationals #Indians #MLB #LeGone http://bit.ly/ahTWu4

@sportspickle Don’t get too excited, Cleveland. You won’t love Dan Gilbert as much when he’s the owner of the Baltimore Cavaliers.

@kevin_reiss Welcome to 2007. Now stop killing people. RT @metroopensdoors: Metro makes way for mobile device train information http://bit.ly/aCgpR4

@misschatter Oh they said more “slots” not “sluts”. Stomach pains are clearly affecting my hearing. (Charlestown commercial)

@kevin_reiss Chris Farley was a tougher interviewer. #wilbonsucks

@kevin_reiss Manny Acta got so mad he almost threw his copy of Robert’s Rules of Order at the umpire. http://bit.ly/954u4p

Winner

@AdamKilgoreWP Golf clap for A-Rod. He had a nice, solid reign as the most unlikeable superstar in sports. Now he’s slipping the green jacket on #LeBron.