{"id":12790,"date":"2011-05-06T06:12:36","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T10:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/?p=12790"},"modified":"2011-05-06T06:12:36","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T10:12:36","slug":"damn-phillies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2011\/05\/damn-phillies\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn Phillies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, Washington D.C. area high school\/college drama departments, I have a call to action for you. I&#8217;m sure some of you are thinking about doing <em>Damn Yankees<\/em> one of these years, but you need to reboot it. I suggest that you modernize it a little, make it <em>Damn Phillies<\/em>. It would not require much to update the play for the 21th century, just a little &#8220;find-and-replace&#8221; (Nationals replaces Senators, Phillies replaces Yankees) in the script and its done. I&#8217;ll buy a pair of tickets and blog about it, I promise.<\/p>\n<p>Last night&#8217;s loss was the fifth in six games this season against the Philadelphia Phillies for the Washington Nationals. <strong>John Lannan<\/strong> fell to 0-10 against the Fleas. The Nats fell to 14-17. There goes the streak of every starter completing 5 innings too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/sports\/nationals\/nationals-vs-phillies-john-lannan-struggles-again-vs-roy-halladay-and-philadelphia\/2011\/05\/05\/AFrFRx2F_story.html?hpid=z4\">Nationals vs. Phillies: John Lannan struggles again vs. Roy Halladay and Philadelphia<\/a> &#8211; <em>The Post<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.csnwashington.com\/05\/05\/11\/Phillies-rough-up-Lannan-again\/landing_nationals.html?blockID=517740&#038;feedID=6358\">Phillies rough up Lannan again<\/a> &#8211; CSN Washington<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/news\/2011\/may\/5\/lannan-roughed-phillies-again\/\">Lannan roughed up by Phillies again<\/a> &#8211; <em>The Wash. Times<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VPj0hoVpYSg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, Washington D.C. area high school\/college drama departments, I have a call to action for you. I&#8217;m sure some of you are thinking about doing Damn Yankees one of these years, but you need to reboot it. I suggest that you modernize it a little, make it Damn Phillies. 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