{"id":14283,"date":"2011-08-12T10:00:18","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/?p=14283"},"modified":"2011-08-12T10:00:18","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T14:00:18","slug":"amazing-penn-state-football-story-from-americas-most-trusted-news-source","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2011\/08\/amazing-penn-state-football-story-from-americas-most-trusted-news-source\/","title":{"rendered":"Amazing Penn State football story from America&#8217;s Most Trusted News Source"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/penn-state-players-all-worried-theyre-going-to-be,21120\/\">Penn State Players All Worried They&#8217;re Going To Be The One Who Accidentally Kills Joe Paterno<\/a> &#8211; <em>The Onion<\/em><br \/>\nWow<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cEvery day we go to the field worried about which one of us will accidentally bump into Coach, cause his entire body to fall apart, and kill him,\u201d senior defensive end Jack Crawford said. \u201cThere\u2019s no doubt we are going to be the ones responsible for his death. 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It\u2019s just a question of who and when&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Joe Paterno is a national treasure, and as far as I\u2019m concerned, he can coach as long as he wants,\u201d Penn State president Graham Spanier told reporters. \u201cI mean, without Penn State, the man would drop dead in a second, and I\u2019m certainly not going to be the one to kill him.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I am looking forward to a response from the Paternos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Penn State Players All Worried They&#8217;re Going To Be The One Who Accidentally Kills Joe Paterno &#8211; The Onion Wow \u201cEvery day we go to the field worried about which one of us will accidentally bump into Coach, cause his entire body to fall apart, and kill him,\u201d senior defensive end Jack Crawford said. \u201cThere\u2019s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,80],"tags":[913,1352],"class_list":["post-14283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-penn-state-football","category-psu-football-2011","tag-joe-paterno","tag-penn-state"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Amazing Penn State football story from America&#039;s Most Trusted News Source - William F. 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