{"id":1934,"date":"2007-03-20T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T16:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/2007\/03\/pistachio-returns-patterson-proposes.html"},"modified":"2007-03-20T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T16:35:00","slug":"pistachio-returns-patterson-proposes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2007\/03\/pistachio-returns-patterson-proposes\/","title":{"rendered":"Pistachio returns; Patterson proposes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Usually, that means <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Jim Bowden<\/span> says or does something stupid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if inking <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Pedro Astachio<\/span> (as reported by <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Barry Svrluga<\/span> on <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.washingtonpost.com\/nationalsjournal\/2007\/03\/old_man_winter.html\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Nationals Journal<\/span><\/a>) quaiflies as something stupid, but it is a typical, Bowden move. The risk to the team is not much since Astachio signed a minor league deal. If I were <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Jerome Williams<\/span> I would not be thrilled with this news.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier, I missed the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtontimes.com\/sports\/20070319-020056-4316r.htm\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">John Patterson Q&#038;A<\/span><\/a> with <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Wash. Times<\/span>. I also missed the news that he is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2007\/03\/19\/AR2007031902071.html\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">now engaged to former Miss D.C. Shannon Schambeau<\/span><\/a> (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Post&#8217;s<\/span> Reliable Source, third item). There is also more on the <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.washingtonpost.com\/nationalsjournal\/2007\/03\/does_snelling_prefer_wallaby_c.html\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Kangaroo Court<\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">&copy;MMX William F. Yurasko<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Usually, that means Jim Bowden says or does something stupid.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know if inking Pedro Astachio (as reported by Barry Svrluga on Nationals Journal) quaiflies as something stupid, but it is a typical, Bowden move. The risk to the team is not much since Astachio signed a minor league deal. 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