{"id":2156,"date":"2007-06-13T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T09:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/2007\/06\/i-wont-make-any-going-yard-puns.html"},"modified":"2007-06-13T09:52:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-13T09:52:00","slug":"i-wont-make-any-going-yard-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2007\/06\/i-wont-make-any-going-yard-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"I won&#8217;t make any &quot;going yard&quot; puns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Washington 7 BALTIMORE 4 (<i>ESPN<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/scores.espn.go.com\/mlb\/boxscore?gameId=270612101\"><b>Boxscore<\/b><\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s give it up for Balmer starter <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Daniel Cabrera<\/span> because he kept giving it up to the Nats. Cabrera had troubling getting the third out in any of the five innings he pitched in last night and the Nats made him pay. LF <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Ryan Church<\/span>, 3B <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Ryan Zimmerman<\/span> and C <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Brian Schneidner<\/span> all hit home runs and 2B <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Felipe Lopez<\/span> hit a two run double to get 7 runs over 4 2\/3&#8217;s innings off of Cabrera.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Micah Bowie<\/span> pitched well in five of his six innings, faltering only in the second when he gave up three hits, one of them a three run homer to <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Melvin Mora<\/span>. Other than that, Bowie was solid. Washington <a href=\"http:\/\/fredericksburg.com\/News\/FLS\/2007\/062007\/06132007\/291541\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">has won all five <\/span><\/a>of Bowie&#8217;s starts (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Free Lance-Star<\/span>).<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Jesus Colome<\/span> came in to finish the game, but gave up a home run and allowed another two baserunners on. It was cool though, he was just teasing the O&#8217;s like a cat teases a mouse. Colome yielded to <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Chad Cordero<\/span>, who bit the mouse&#8217;s head off, notching <a href=\"http:\/\/mlb.mlb.com\/NASApp\/mlb\/news\/article.jsp?ymd=20070613&#038;content_id=2023114&#038;vkey=news_was&#038;fext=.jsp&#038;c_id=was&#038;partnered=rss_was\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">career save #100<\/span><\/a> (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">nationals.com<\/span>). The Chief became the second youngest to reach that milestone.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"post-article-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2007\/06\/12\/AR2007061202172.html?hpid=moreheadlines\"><b>\ufeffRoad Work Pays Off For Nats<\/b><\/a> &#8211; <i>The Post<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"post-article-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washtimes.com\/sports\/20070613-123906-2409r.htm\"><b>Nats unleash power on road<\/b><\/a> &#8211; <i>The Wash. Times<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The Battle of the Beltway(s) is now tied at 2-2 with 2 games to play.<\/p>\n<p>John Patterson <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2007\/06\/12\/AR2007061201948.html\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">pitched another bullpen session<\/span><\/a> (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Post<\/span>) yesterday. There is no timetable for his return yet. Also, Jim Bowden said that character is a consideration when acquiring players, so he will have a lot of explaining to do if he acquires Tampa Bay&#8217;s <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Elijah Dukes<\/span> and his extensive rap sheet.<\/p>\n<p>SS <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Cristian Guzman<\/span> and Lopez <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washtimes.com\/sports\/20070612-115213-4982r.htm\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">flipped spots in the batting order last night<\/span><\/a> (<span style=\"font-style:italic;\">The Wash. Times<\/span>). Lopez responded, hitting a two-run double and walking three times. Guzman was held hitless, but scored a run after walking. The shortstop is not fond of batting leadoff.<\/p>\n<p>Writing for Baltimore sports Web site <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">Pressbox<\/span>, <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">WTOP<\/span>&#8216;s <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Craig Heist<\/span> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pressboxonline.com\/story.cfm?id=2113\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">wonders if Zimmerman the next Cal Ripken, Jr.<\/span><\/a>? Probably not, but Zimmerman is pretty good, especially lately seemingly getting at least one RBI a night.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">&copy;MMX William F. Yurasko<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Washington 7 BALTIMORE 4 (ESPN Boxscore) Let&#8217;s give it up for Balmer starter Daniel Cabrera because he kept giving it up to the Nats. Cabrera had troubling getting the third out in any of the five innings he pitched in last night and the Nats made him pay. 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