{"id":2170,"date":"2007-06-18T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-18T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/2007\/06\/book-em-lou-one-count-of-being-a-bear.html"},"modified":"2007-06-18T16:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-18T16:00:00","slug":"book-em-lou-one-count-of-being-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2007\/06\/book-em-lou-one-count-of-being-a-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"Book &#8217;em Lou. One count of being a bear."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, my <strike>old<\/strike> former professor <b>Russell Frank<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.centredaily.com\/spankly_freaking\/2007\/06\/woo_bear.html\"><span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">blogged about seeing a bear<\/span><\/a> <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">in search of food or perhaps employment<\/span>, in his State College neighborhood, . Naturally I&#8217;m wondering how long until he and other residents march down to borough hall demanding Bear Patrol. Will <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">Mayor Bill Welch<\/span> then blame illegal immigrants for high taxes after complaints about the cost of Bear Patrol?<\/p>\n<p>This would have been a lot funnier if it had happened in Hazleton.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I wonder if Dr. Frank tried to buy a rock from his daughter.<\/p>\n<p>More from <i>CDT<\/i>: <a class=\"post-article-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.centredaily.com\/news\/breaking_news\/story\/128351.html\"><b>Bear reported in State College<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, my old former professor Russell Frank blogged about seeing a bear in search of food or perhaps employment, in his State College neighborhood, . Naturally I&#8217;m wondering how long until he and other residents march down to borough hall demanding Bear Patrol. 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