{"id":27679,"date":"2019-12-05T21:56:37","date_gmt":"2019-12-06T02:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/?p=27679"},"modified":"2019-12-05T21:56:37","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T02:56:37","slug":"lightsabres-make-every-sword-fight-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2019\/12\/lightsabres-make-every-sword-fight-better\/","title":{"rendered":"Lightsabres make every sword fight better"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lamenting that the ski pole duel from <em>Better Off Dead<\/em> hasn&#8217;t been re-imagined with lightsabres is <a href=\"https:\/\/jus.tia.mybluehost.me\/website_3c1e0e40\/2019\/11\/2019-2020-dc-commuter-skier-preview.html\"><strong>an annual tradition now<\/strong><\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sadly, it hasn&#8217;t happened yet, but maybe..someday. 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