{"id":3256,"date":"2008-05-14T16:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-14T16:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/2008\/05\/drunk-vader-attacks-jedi-temple.html"},"modified":"2008-05-14T16:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-14T16:19:00","slug":"drunk-vader-attacks-jedi-temple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2008\/05\/drunk-vader-attacks-jedi-temple\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk &quot;Vader&quot; attacks Jedi &quot;temple&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"post-article-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/uknews\/1952872\/Darth-Vader-spared-jail-for-lightsaber-attack.html\"><b>Darth Vader spared jail for lightsaber attack<\/b><\/a> &#8211; <i>Telegraph<\/i> (UK)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The force was with Arwel Wynne Hughes on March 25 this year, however the courts took a very dim view of him using it on two Star Wars fans.<\/p>\n<p>He donned a black bin bag for a cape and confronted Barney Jones with the metal crutch while Mr Jones and his cousin Michael w<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">ere being filmed<\/span> playing with lightsabers.<\/p>\n<p>Hughes, who has a chronic alcohol problem, jumped over a garden wall in Holyhead, North Wales, and bellowed &#8220;Darth Vader&#8221; as he assaulted the Star Wars obsessives, who were shooting a documentary to promote their Jedi Church which was formed last year. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Please, please, please let this video find the way to YouTube.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/website_3c1e0e40\/graphics\/technorati.gif\" border=\"0\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/DarthVader\" rel=\"tag\">Darth Vader<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/jedi\" rel=\"tag\">jedi<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/drunk\" rel=\"tag\">drunk<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.technorati.com\/tag\/Britain\" rel=\"tag\">Britain<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">&copy;MMX William F. 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