{"id":3775,"date":"2008-12-09T18:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yurasko.net\/wfy\/2008\/12\/monkey-its-whats-for-dinner.html"},"modified":"2008-12-09T18:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T18:30:00","slug":"monkey-its-whats-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yurasko.net\/wfy\/2008\/12\/monkey-its-whats-for-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey its what&#8217;s for dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"post-article-link\" href=\"http:\/\/loudounextra.washingtonpost.com\/news\/2008\/dec\/08\/3-charred-monkeys-found-luggage-dulles-airport\/?local\"><b>Monkey Meat Is Confiscated at Dulles<\/b><\/a> &#8211; <i>The Post<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Customs officials searching the bags of an African man who flew into Dulles International Airport on Friday discovered three charred monkeys in his luggage, as well as deer meat and dried beef, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials said yesterday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>While it is very odd and possibly concerning, the monkey meat found in someone&#8217;s luggage at Dulles Aiport means at least one thing &#8212; a replay of Mike O&#8217;Meara&#8217;s classic &#8220;Monkey, its what&#8217;s for dinner&#8221; ad.<\/p>\n<p>I still miss Monkey Tuesday.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">&copy;MMX William F. 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