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TRANSACTION ANALYSIS BY SPECIAL CONTRIBUTOR UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER<\/b><\/p>\n

PRESTON WILSON TRADE<\/h2>\n\n\n
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Ladies and gentlemen, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your stadium frightens and confuses me! (I do like your concourses though, they remind me of my time and place.) I cannot understand your public-address system; it is too loud in some places and not loud enough in others. The announcer is often wrong and obnoxious. The fireworks before and after the game scare my primitive mind. Is there a volcano erupting? But there is one thing that I really don’t understand — why a team that needs another arm and more healthy infielders would trade for an outfielder with dubious stats when there exists three solid outfielders already? After all, I am just a caveman. <\/p>\n

Now, I must leave on the giant silver bird you call a jet. I need to resume my duties as centerfielder in Boston.<\/p>\n

More from The Post<\/i>: Nats Trade for Rockies’ Wilson<\/b><\/a>
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