Am I clear about being unclear?

Today’s headlines focus on the arrival of Alfonso Soriano and subsequent lack of progress in resolving the second base situation, as well as the dearth of Nats games available to the majority of the region. Incumbent 2B Jose Vidro wants out of the World Baseball Classic too.

  • Nats Unveil Soriano, Not His PositionThe Post
  • THOMAS BOSWELLNats Are Searching for a Punch LineThe Post
  • Soriano, Nats fail to reach solutionThe Wash. Times
  • Soriano’s role is clearly unclearFlorida Today
  • Bowden prefers to keep both 2BsFlorida Today
  • Seen and Heard at Spring TrainingThe Wash. Times
  • Vidro Opts To Withdraw From WBCThe Post
  • Exactly who’s on second?The Wash. Times
  • Ayala will rest his elbowThe Wash. Times
  • Nats to Have Fewer Games Over the AirThe Post
  • Nationals fans to see fewer TV games in ’06The Wash. Times

    So, what did we learn today? Nothing — we already knew that Jim Bowden is incompetent, Peter Angelo$ is the Stalin of baseball broadcasting, and Bud Selig is a national disgrace too. I have a bad feeling that by March 7 he will remind us just how disgraceful he can be…