Pistachio returns; Patterson proposes

“Usually, that means Jim Bowden says or does something stupid.”

I don’t know if inking Pedro Astachio (as reported by Barry Svrluga on Nationals Journal) quaiflies as something stupid, but it is a typical, Bowden move. The risk to the team is not much since Astachio signed a minor league deal. If I were Jerome Williams I would not be thrilled with this news.

Earlier, I missed the John Patterson Q&A with The Wash. Times. I also missed the news that he is now engaged to former Miss D.C. Shannon Schambeau (The Post’s Reliable Source, third item). There is also more on the Kangaroo Court.