TYSON’S CORNER, Va. — A recent excusion to the Tyson’s Chili’s with co-workers revealed this unusual marketing campaign for fajitas.

I did not get the fajitas for three reasons:

Economical: When dining at Chili’s, Friday’s, Flingers, etc. I find the best way to handle the situation is order the least expensive tolerable food possible. Fajita’s were something like $15 I think. I wound getting some sort of chicken fingers selection for something like $8. Think of it as damage control.

Gastronomical: I am not a big fan of fajitas and all those peppers don’t work too well for me.

Semantic: I’m no Calvinist, but isn’t destiny preordained? Fajita destiny is just a bit over the top, no?