I placed a phone call to the Ombudsman around 9:30 last and it went approximately like this:
ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT WHAT I THINK YOU ARE CALLING ABOUT? ARE YOU CALLING ABOUT FIVE DIGITS?! I DON’T WANT TALK ABOUT IT!
There was an expletive in there somewhere as well.

I am jealous that he has had a team long enough to have 10,000 losses; my home team has only about 200. I will say the Nats are well on their way to catching up though.
Phillies lose No. 10,000 – The Inky
WE LOSE! – Philly Daily News
Congratulations Ombudsman! RUTS too!
