Since today is 07.11, 7-Eleven is giving out free Slurpees, if you are into that kind of thing. I have had about four1 in my life and after having one last year2. I remembered why pretty quickly.
I will not think less of you if you get one though, honestly.
I don’t think I even need to post a store locater.
There is even better free food news coming up at 10:00.
1One of them came in a Fernando Valenzuela cup that is probably still in a cabinet in my parents’ basement. For some reason, he had something that looked like a tear near one of his eyes.
2Actually, a Squishee
