Observations Vol. 1: We asked for Mojo Nixon, they said "he don’t work here"

I have been meaning to begin doing random posts about whatever is on my mind for some time. I am calling this feature, Observations, unless/until I come up with a better name. Think of it as the logical successor to Larry King’s USA Today column, only more um, logical.

  • John O’Hurley (aka Mr. Peterman) was named as the new host of Family Feud. I don’t really care, I don’t watch a lot of TV and certainly not game shows, but I know enough about that show to know the logical choice was Mojo Nixon. Just imagine him yelling, “let’s play the Feud!” and it all makes sense.
  • No show better captured the zeitgeist of the Reagan era better than Duck Tales. The world’s greatest plutocrat swims around in a vault of money — that’s rich.
  • I still cannot believe that nobody says rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Microsoft.
  • I wonder how long until I am the only American under age 40 without an iPod. Six months? Two months?
  • In a related note, I wonder if 40 15 years from now I will be one of the few of my peers without a hearing aid.
  • I have had so many questions answered on Post and USA Today chats that it is no longer a big deal or even blog worthy. The exception is Tom Sietsema, The Post’s food critic. I am about 0 for 12 on his chats. I think I still need to get Gene Weingarten to answer one too, but I have not tried much with him.
  • The weather sure is promising for the foreseeable future, I wonder if the Ombudsman has snuck into the area again.